For Secret smokers in bahrain
People in this country have no idea how big of a community there is of secret smokers. and you’d be shocked at how many of them are female smokers. But for something to stay a secret in Bahrain, is fucking near impossible. So I’m going to give all you smoking girls some tips on how to keep your smoking secret from your family and the rest of the world 
(I’ll prolly go to hell for this haha)
- there are places in budaya by the sea, with benches and no one would ever know you. there are street lights but there are none by the benches, so even if someone did see you, there’s a really tiny chance that they’d recognize you. my friends and i spend so much time there.. (Well, we used to at least. in the winter)
- Also, believe it or not, one of the best places to smoke, is in the car. its better because the smell won’t stick on you and also because you can hide it well. to be able to smoke in the car you have to do the following:
- you have to only smoke when you’re on the highway cuz you know you won’t be stopping and you can hide it well..
- its preferable at night but you can still pull it off during the day.
- you have to be used to driving and used to smoking with your left hand haha
- you crack open your window maybe less than an inch
- and you keep your hand holding the cigarette a few inches away..
- while driving 80 km/h and more, the smoke will be sucked outside
- oh and before you light it, make sure that the AC on the left side of the steering wheel is off and the one on your right, turned away.
- you have to have a long enough road to finish a whole cigarette before you have to stop again right? and thats hard to find in bahrain. but from experience, i can tell you the best ways are:
- the roundabout between hamad town and riffa.. (dunno what its called).. as soon as you leave that round about, light a cigarette. you’ll be done right before you reach the seef mall flyover OR if you’re headed for like the adhari road, you’ll be done before you reach within 100 meters of that traffic light.
- ok, you know the dark road from alareen that goes to al jazayer beach? … haha thats the one.. you light the cigarette when you get on that road and you reach the roundabout, you take a U turn and half way down that road, you’ll be done, before you even reach al areen again.
- believe it or not, there are places you can go to where you can smoke and no one will know. for instance:
- Mambo cafe in tubli (cuz they have partitions)
- Friends cafe in Adleya (cuz they have rooms)
- hong kong and any other restaurants with rooms in them.
- some more tips would be,
- always have mints or gum with you whenever you go to smoke.
- always keep the cigarette away from your face when holding it.
- always keep perfume, believe me, it does wonders.
- when you kiss someone hello, try to avoid opening your mouth till your mouth is far enough from his/her nose.
- and if you’ll smoke in the car, its preferred that you’re sitting on leather seats. cuz even tho most of the smoke goes out the window, there are still traces. and these traces are less likely to stick on leather obviously.
- a good way to ventilate the car and get rid of whatever cigarette smell thats left is to put the AC on high and open all the windows while you’re driving fairly fast. your hair will be a mess but at least you’ll sleep feeling safe. hahah
bottom line, after re-reading this, i can’t believe how horribly difficult it is to be a girl in this country. i mean I go through all that trouble because i can’t let people know that i smoke because all of a sudden im a HOE if i do. jeez!! i mean whats the difference between me smoking and all you boys smoking?.. why does it make me bad when it just somehow adds to your character!!??
All i can say is I LOVE IT that cigarettes are calorie free
P.S. I finally wrote this post, June 
